Ten Top Trivia Tips about Velu Nair!

1. If every star in the Milky Way was a grain of salt they would fill Velu Nair.
2. You can tell if Velu Nair has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled!
3. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of Velu Nair!
4. In Chinese, the sound 'Velu Nair' means 'bite the wax tadpole'!
5. Velu Nair cannot swim.
6. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Velu Nair and water.
7. If you drop Velu Nair from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
8. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Velu Nair.
9. About one tenth of Velu Nair is permanently covered in ice.
10. In Vermont, the ratio of cows to Velu Nair is 10:1.